The Belching Cow

Welcome back, scandal seekers and erotica gatherers! It's time for another tantalizing episode of my favourite mischief-maker, "Lady Pokingham." Get ready to sniff a pocket full of poesy as we continue to delve into the luxurious adventures and mischievous escapades of Victorian high society's budding perverts and whip connoisseurs. When we last heard from poor William, he was sweating bullets as young Alice not-so-innocently tried to catch a feel of his, ahem, "rampant engine of love." Well, surprise surprise, Alice isn't done causing chaos. No, no, no. She's got big plans to insinuate herself deeply into William and Lucy’s lovemaking activities and orchestrate a menage à trois. Will she manage to turn the household into a den of scandalous liaisons? We will just have to wait and see. So, grab your favourite gossip buddy and prepare for a wild ride through the scandalous world of Lady Pokingham. Let the scandalous saga continue!

Welcome back dear smut aficionados, did you find the little gift I left for you in the last episode? Well, there will be another one for you this week too. And now, for the main event, as the scandalous escapades of Miss Coote continue in this juicy instalment of "Miss Coote's Confession, where, we jump right back into the action as Miss Coote dishes out the dirt on her fellow mischief-makers. In this episode, we're treated to some delightful banter between Miss Coote and her accomplice, Jane. They're like two peas in a pod, plotting and scheming to get their revenge on the other troublemakers in the house. But oh, the irony! Miss Coote finds herself caught up in her own web of deceit.  But fear not, dear listeners, for justice (or perhaps just punishment) is swiftly delivered by the stern hand of Sir Eyre. Witness the thrilling spectacle as Jemima, the unwitting thief, faces the wrath of the birch. Will she cry out for mercy? Will she survive the ordeal with her digni...

In the latest episode of 'The Belching Cow,' prepare to dive deeper into the scandalous world of Victorian erotica as we begin Volume 2 with the second part of the story titled 'The She-Noodles.' Join us as we follow Walter on his thrilling adventures and discover the shocking twists and turns that await him. From steamy encounters to unexpected revelations, this episode is sure to keep you on the edge of your seat But that's not all! We also have an exciting announcement: the launch of our new Reddit community, where fans of the podcast can come together to discuss all things Victorian erotica and beyond. Join us at https://www.reddit.com/r/TheBelchingCow/ to share your thoughts, theories, and favorite moments from the show. So grab your smelling salts and get ready for another exhilarating episode of 'The Belching Cow.' You won't want to miss a single scandalous moment! Thigh Fucking will be involved....

Today, we meet the scandalous Lady Pokingham, a woman whose "luxurious adventures" would make even the most jaded duchess blush. So, grab, a stiff drink (for medicinal purposes, of course) and prepare yourselves for a tale of secret trysts and questionable morals, because Lady Pokingham is about to give us a lesson in Victorian vice. A lesson that will leave you breathless in more ways than one.  Yours,  Alexandra A.KA, The Belching Cow

Are you ready for another glimpse under the Victorian petticoat?  Still interested in the musings of the run of the mill Victorian pervert?  Well, if whips and chains excite you, you have come to the right place.  This particular story was even more challenging than the previous one and to save us all a lot of hassle had to be slightly adapted to be appropriate for our time. Not for the faint of heart, this is just like a modern superhero’s origins story starting with a traumatic event that awakened a super power inside them. Apparently Victorian ladies also have a story of where it all began. In this delightful account we will hear from the dear Miss Coote and witness in her words how she was first introduced into whipping and bondage. Listener be warned, it is not for the fragile and sensitive persuasion.

Welcome to the titillating world of Victorian erotica!  Step back in time with us to the scandalous era of the 19th century as we delve into the first episode of 'The Pearl' series. Join us on a journey through the pages of the 1879 Victorian (smut) Magazine, where forgotten erotic stories and songs await rediscovery. In this inaugural episode, we uncover the origins of the magazine's provocative title and dive into the first story in the collection, 'Sub-Umbra, or Sport among the she-noodles.'  If you're ready for a delightful romp through history's hidden pleasures, you've come to the right place. Tune in now for a tantalizing trip to the past! Buckle up, for we're about to delve into the bawdy belly of "The Pearl," a magazine as scandalous as a can-can at a vicar's tea party. Imagine, if you will, a publication brimming with erotic tales, rhymes so suggestive they'd make a blusher blush, and songs that could melt the starched col...

Hello and welcome, this is The Belching Cow! Through my voice and imagination, I breathe life back into dusty old pieces of long-forgotten erotica. My first focus is going to be on the Pearl Magazine that was published in 1870. This magazine was full of erotic stories, rude poems, and random ads and paraphernalia. The content nowadays would be considered racist, rife with underage content, and incestuous. Basically, inappropriate on many levels. But this peek into the perverse side of our distant relatives is something that should be shared and preserved. Like many things, to keep them preserved, you need to make adjustments. So here at the Belching Cow, we have taken on the task to preserve the content by removing the more unsavoury themes and content and bring the stories to life both as a podcast and in book format. We do not take ourselves seriously! Most of the stories are anything but sexy, with almost medical descriptions of sex, such as "he spent his sperm up to her intest...